How a Vibrator Beats a Man

If you are a fan of Sex and the City, you might still remember the episode in which Charlotte becomes addicted to the Rabbit and all her friends have to intervene in the issue later. You might wonder if a vibrator is really that good to beat men.
The truth is, a vibrator can manage to beat a man in many ways, I mean, especially in a sexual relationship, no matter it is a Diamante Rabbit, a Sensa Vibrator, a Magic Finger Vibrator, or any other types of vibrator.
First of all, a vibrator is cheap. Let’s say that it is almost a one-time investment. You don’t need to buy it anything but the cleaning wipe. You don’t need to buy it food, drink, cigarette, clothes or accessories. You don’t need to spend time thinking about Birthday gifts, Valentine’s Day gift, or Christmas gifts, etc. You can save a lot if your main purpose in getting involved in a relationship is to get laid. And you can use the time you’ve saved onto other aspects, such as how to make some extra money.
Secondly, a vibrator is easy. You don’t need to take care of it, you don’t need to spend time thinking about strategies to lure it, and you don’t need to find out a way to go along well with it. You don’t need to dress up and wear perfume and makeup before using it. It is just there whenever you need it wherever you need it, and remain silent when you don’t need it. It will never quarrel with you or even fight with you. You can throw it into the drawer when you don’t want to see it. You don’t need to feel guilty when you’re too busy to be with it, and you don’t need to feel sorry if you miss some special occasions.
Thirdly, a vibrator is strong, long-lasting, and reliable. Here comes the best part: as long as you’ve got battery, you can enjoy sexual life with it, 24/7, non-stop. This is an unbeatable advantage over men. With the individual controls, you’re allowed to manipulate the shaft rotation and the intensity of the vibration separately. Not every man knows exactly how to please you in that way, and the ones that knows how to might not be willing to. With the Rabbit, you’ll get exactly what you want without risking your dignity to ask for it. And you know for sure it will never cheat on your back.
Last but not least, a vibrator is replaceable. You could always find the same thing or better new versions to replace the old toy. So, when it is broken, dropped or even stolen, you won’t suffer too much. Think about the misery and pain you might get during a break-up. You see, having a Rabbit for sex is a much much much safer option.

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